Uh, let's hope it doesn't come to that.
While preparing, i took the box apart, and here is what i can find:
RAM is 8x512MB Micron D9PQL (same as half the Eachlink H6 Mini <1.2 boards use)
Ethernet is Pulse H1102NL
Wifi is SM6335
Something called THGBMHT looks like the 128GB flash memory, most likely made by Kioxia
(A while later)
USB media is prepared, but obviously the box won't just boot it by itself, and aml_autoscript won't install through the updater. Any ideas how i get past this step?